• police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW
  • me: um not if you keep yelling

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

(Source: cuntoxica, via sometimelow)


All My Loving
Arctic Monkeys

austrianwhore:

i dont give ordinary blowjobs hun. i give wutherjobs

(via spoken-not-written)

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie, via littleme-littlelove)

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

(via ahkep)

minmo:

THE BEARS ARE OUT

(via ahkep)

minmo:

The bears are in

(via ahkep)

hxcnarry:

Valley girls giving
Blow jobs for Louboutin’s
What ya call that?
Head over heels.

(via hxcnarry)

mullingarlust:

cliffordspayne:

out of the five I want to sit on niall’s lap the most and I have no clue why

because he’s the one to immediately get a boner

(via niallslaugh)

❊ TMG